A Larry Bird

A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

Usually she prefers an all BBC team, but if a Larry Bird is around, she'll run with that unit.

by JJ Milla April 20, 2019

Dirty Bird

Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.

My woman done pissed me off so I issued her a dirty bird using her grandmother's ass.

by Butter B. Bean May 2, 2003

The Dirty Bird

A Rochester, NY term for a woman simulataneously taking 3 men, one in her mouth and one in each hand. She bobs her head vigorously and flaps her arms up and down with the two dudes in her hands creating a "birdlike effect" hence the term DIRTY BIRD.

"Yo, you, me and Herbie should get that chick to give us the dirty bird. I got mouth"

by Harold R. Johnson September 6, 2006

bird

is the word

everybody knows that the bird is > or = to the word

by el_bobbo January 20, 2009

the bird

codename for flipping someone off, stated in Flight of the Conchords, something u cant add wings to. something given to a man stationed at a fruit stand who is racist towards australians, and confuses them with new zealanders.

Well when someone flips you off you give them the bird. Well that doesnt look like a bird, this does(puts hands together connecting at thumbs then flapping hands). Well y dont u add wings to the bird cause it doesnt look like a bird without wings. no wings just the bird. how bout i come up behind u after u give the bird and i add the wings that will rlly get him!

by Magasauras Maximus October 13, 2008

leto bird-flu

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."

by didimydoe March 6, 2008

early bird

An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.

"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"

by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010