Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

by Gabbanga February 12, 2025

more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Being a Kaepernick

Acting all hood when you grew up upper middle class.

Man, he's being a Kaepernick, he grew up in the nicest neighborhood, but is bitching he grew up oppressed.

by MotherGoose333 July 22, 2020

being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Being an Oompa Loompa

Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.

You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation

Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.

Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"

A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...

A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon

A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job

by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023

Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

Lack of Being Existent

The state of being dead or not existing.

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 10, 2022