beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009

Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

Beer tourettes

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.

To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.

Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:

"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."

by kazthepainter June 8, 2009

bulk beers

Drinking copious amounts of the alcoholic beverage beer

Bulk beers at mine tonight

by Ourking69 November 11, 2013

beer dimples

The two dimples in the small of a woman's back. Especially prominent on Yoga chicks.

I was doing this yoga chick from behind whilst she was blowing my buddy. I put my beer down on one of her beer dimples for a moment and my buddy grabbed it and started drinking it!

by Dave traveling in Dallas September 29, 2013

beer mirror

The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.

"I'm lookin so good in the beer mirror, I dunno if Tyra Banks would be worthy of this"

by Chuck! November 6, 2005