by Palaunhuman May 22, 2011

The beers you need in your car to get from point A to point B; they are used to tide you over. Usually a light beer, such as, Natural Light, Milwalkees Best, PBR or Stag. They come in handy when you are driving from bar to bar, or when you are traveling to a campsite to go on a float trip, the tidey beer helps you get started and keeps your buzz going strong!
A: "yo, we might need to stop and get a tidey-Beer"
B: "A Tidey-Beer?"
A: "Ya, a beer to tidey me over until we get there"
B: "A Tidey-Beer?"
A: "Ya, a beer to tidey me over until we get there"
by sxsymbl May 9, 2011

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.
To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:
"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
by kazthepainter June 8, 2009

by Ourking69 November 11, 2013

A beverage made with love, care and ejaculate. Brewed in Spermington since 1969.
It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.
It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.
by Zenithhhs July 31, 2021

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.
by Chuck! November 6, 2005
