Bagelsnogg

Hot drippings of cream cheese off'n your bagel onto clothing.

Them: Dude, you got spooge on your Jeans.

Me: Naw man, it's Bagelsnogg.

by Stovepipemcginty July 7, 2021

bagelboywun28

A god amongst men.

“Yo bro did you see bagelboywun28’s take on wolf and how it’s the best album of all time”

“Yeah bro, they always have the most based and epic takes”

by jubulous28 July 15, 2021

Bagel

a donut

A bagel is basically a donut

by Rek1696 August 7, 2021

bagelsage

A “tik toker” who is fruity asf

bagelsage is fruity as a fruit cup from walmart

by URMOMMY101 October 30, 2021

Baelated

Totally forgetting your crushes Birthday and apologizing for it with as much cringe public affection as possible

Justin: oh fuck, I forgot it was Claire's Birthday!
Penis: Happy Baelated

by slimcooljoe November 16, 2021

Baeleigh

Baeleigh is a pick me. She would spam people 24/7 and write lyrics in a group.

Baeleigh is so pick me

by MCDONALDSYEAHSSSSSSYEA August 13, 2021

Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 27, 2021