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bared out

Damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit.
by lbs December 15, 2006
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56th base

Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it
Past version of you: I think i might go to bed
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base
by mysterious S May 23, 2009
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Baked Brown Log

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
by Canadavey May 19, 2007
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baked/wendys

when someone is baked out off their mind, after smoking to many bowls of weed and has to desire to hit up some Wendy's. He/she will most likely get the baked potato from wendys.

pronounced bakedwendys in one word, but just to show two words when typing it use the slash
Bob says. "Dude I'm so fucking baked man, let's go to wendys".

everyone else says. "Dude are you baked/wendys".
by icanhazcheeseberger June 21, 2009
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Second base on an error

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.
1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.
by Freddy18 January 13, 2011
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free base

1) (n) A type of cocaine that you cook up in a frying pan. And by you I really mean your honor roll student, boy scout son.
2) (v) To prepare the above type of cocaine.
3) (v) What a walked batter gets in a baseball game.
4) (n) A chemical that's the opposite of an acid and doesn't cost anything.
1) When little Timmy failed his math test, his mom decided to cheer him up by cooking up his favorite dinner: free base cocaine.
2) We don't free base in the Brook, we just smoke flat-out crack rock.
3) With runners on second and third and the World Series on the line I figured it would be a good call to just give Barry Bonds a free base.
4) I hear there's a deal over at Chemicals Mart where if you buy an acid at retail price, you get a free base.
by Nick D February 1, 2004
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First Base Friends

A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.
Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."
by nhw6789 May 7, 2010
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