Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong
Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.
by Muster Bester November 08, 2015
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 05, 2016
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Extra Bacon

Should I throw out the extra Bacon?
by Rustysoap July 14, 2013
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Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
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Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.
"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"
by xHardcorexKidx December 17, 2011
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Bacon Principle

A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.
I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!
by Gutfoxx December 02, 2020
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Bacon Boi

Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Bacon Boi:FUCK WHY DID I PLANT THE ANCIENT SEED IN FALL
Everyone: Haha idiot,ancient seed go brrrr
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