alkmaar

A city in North-Holland, the Netherlands with around 110.000 inhabitants. Known to foreigners for being 'the small city outside of Amsterdam with the cute cheese market'. Lots of Asians and Germans flock there in the summer for cheese and beaches.

Friend 1: "I'm gonna go to Alkmaar next week"
Friend 2: "Nice! Can you bring me some cheese?"

by botermossel July 25, 2024

Animal Rights

The philosophy according to which many or all sentient animals have moral worth independent of their utility to humans, and that their most basic interests—such as avoiding suffering—should be afforded the same consideration as similar interests of human beings.

Everyone thinks Animal Rights means you can't have animals in your house. That's not true, it simply means we treat our animal companions like family more, we just don't exploit them for money.

by Thecockatootamer August 10, 2024

Anema

A blast of sudden happiness or joy;

I'm feeling anema !

by Hsjaj90 October 10, 2023

Animalhead

Someone who posts random nonsense about the Tooty Ta on Facebook community groups

That lady Animalhead is back to her old tricks

by Boriskov October 31, 2023

Ackman

Australian slang for masturbation, short for “Slack man”, a term for a lazy cunt who just sits around all day ‘sinkin tinnies and spanks his lizard wizard til it king gizzard. Sometimes associated with a drop worm infection.

Yeah some people reckon johnno’s a mad cunt but i heard from his misssus he’s a bit of an Ackman

by cunneryseargent December 31, 2023

akmaphobia

The fear of achieving breakouts from others around you touching your face without consent

Ayo chill with the face touching gang I got akmaphobia

by krumpb creator (falty) January 13, 2024

Ackman Effect

when your intense public criticism of someone blows back on your spouse, causing the top 100 search results for your spouse's name to be about something bad they did

Neri Oxman is a victim of the Ackman Effect.

by Sly11010110 January 15, 2024