angry dane

A devilishly delightful woman with a pension for speaking her mind and being utterly dismissive of all things that do not interest her. The sort of girl that one one finds fascinating and captivating in spite of all indications that she is clearly bad news, disinterested, and most likely a health hazard.

A woman with entirely too much prowess, confidence, intelligence, and cunning, yet with little or no personal compassion and the capacity for prolonged fondness.

A woman who will eventually not only break your heart, but who probably promised to do so the day you met and you would have believed her.
"I can't stop starring at that Angry Dane, and I'm pretty sure she hates my guts by the way she just told me to fuck off."

"There's no point in falling for that saucy wench, she's just an angry Dane.
by Ziegenbäuerin September 13, 2014
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The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.
How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!
by manndrine September 01, 2015
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Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit
I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl
by Angry Floater August 09, 2022
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Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.
Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021
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Angry Wilson

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!
Dude my girl was on her rags last night and I did an Angry Wilson….
by Coojax December 03, 2022
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cute angry

The feeling of slight frustration but happiness when you deny something while you are embarrassed - though you are not really angry so that's cute.
Can be associated with being tsundere
You are cute!
Nah, I'm not! Stop it!
Now you are being cute angry.
by Laura221 January 20, 2019
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angry porcupine

When a guy shaves his pubes, waits a few days, has a girl shave her pubes, then grudge fucks her.
Dude, I have Sharon the old Angry Porcupine last night.
by Bacon66 January 11, 2016
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