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I dont like Change

A phrase used when you have nothing else to say, during an awkward moment, when asked a personal question, or when you dont feel like having a conversation with somebody. It means what ever it is needed to mean at the time you say it.
Matt: "I found unfamiliar stains on my sheets"

Jeffery: "That sucks."

Matt: "I saw you on the nanny cam"

Jeffery: "i dont like change."
by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011
mugGet the I dont like Changemug.

Change your Font Day

This occurs every year on the 16th July.
This is the day when you change your font on your instant messenger such as msn or yahoo etc...
Dude 1: Dude change your font its so boring!

Dude 2: No I like it

Dude 1: Dude but it's National Change your Font Day

Dude 2: Oh really alright then I have to change my font!
by Stevey E November 15, 2007
mugGet the Change your Font Daymug.

Ching Chang Chong

White trash, commonly found in a trailer park dump. Has no control over upper lip.
Man Ching Chang Chong's upper lip is dabbing.
by Ching Chang Reporter December 1, 2017
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Japanese Oil Change

Putting a funnel into someone's butthole and then diarrhea into the funnel, filling their ass with your diarrhea.
The Japanese are into some really weird stuff, ever seen a Japanese oil change?
by DJBeefer October 21, 2013
mugGet the Japanese Oil Changemug.

mcdonald's sex change

When an employee is taking a woman's order, and a man appears at the window.
Order taker- "That woman was very nice!"
Cashier- "that was definitely a guy at the window.."
Order taker- "He must have gotten the McDonald's sex change on his way to the window!"
by EmmyUntold November 17, 2013
mugGet the mcdonald's sex changemug.

forty four change-up

Someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.
Steve : Hot chick at 11 o'clock!
Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up
by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010
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