The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

Key Lime Creampie

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her

Bro I totally gave Taylor's mom a Key Lime Creampie last night... She never saw it coming

by MomSlayer January 25, 2021

Low-key Flirting

When someone subtlety flirts with someone else. Maybe it’s a friend, maybe it’s an interest but not the right time to show true colors.

Charlie: (brings up long conversation with Abby). Abby: (in conversation) my mom wonders why so many guys ask me out. Charlie: “it’s cause your personality is amazing” (conversation continues)

Teigan: not you Low-key Flirting with Abby

by Ur mom.com is hot December 16, 2022

p2:ce key

a key to the mod of portal 2 titled portal 2 community edition

A:hey! give me that p2:ce key
B:what will you do for it?
A:I will beta test and find bugs
B:your not meant to be here

by Unknown124345 January 1, 2023

low key jibber

a joint of marijuana that is smoked without telling friends, as to get more weed to yourself.

"Ey bro lets get in a low key jibber just me n you, dont tell rob, his fatass will bogart the J."

by Dane Galeesak July 3, 2008

Capitan Keys

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.

-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

low key rape

When you're about to hook up with a guy, and you realize that you're too intoxicated, but by the time you say "no" he's already inside of you.

Yeah but I didn't want to, it was low key rape.

by whosthatgirl2 July 1, 2011