upstate new york

People who live above White Plains are obese toothless hicks who live in a boring provincial area and have never seen the lights of the big city.
by asdfa February 15, 2004
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New York Minute

1. An undefined amoutnt of time. Could be much longer or shorter than a minute because of the dynamics of city life.

2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne
1. My life changed in a New York minute

2. WOOO I fainally beat Max Payne on New York Minute.
by Just zis guy, you know? December 11, 2003
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New York blowjob

When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
by JPCfromTX April 29, 2009
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upstate new york

To people from BK, Queens, and Shaolin, anything north of BX. To people from Harlem, da Heights, and BX, anything north of Yonkers. To people from Yonkers, Mount Vernon, and southern Westchester, anything north of Tarrytown/Sleepy Hollow and White Plains. C'mon face it, Peekskill and Valhalla are NOT part of NYC Socially or Geographically.
Riverdale people are scared of people from southwest Yonkers
by d-block October 28, 2004
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Upstate New York

Any part of the New York State aside from the five boroughs of New York City, which are, in order of importance: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island.

Nobody gives a flying fuck if you live "near The City"; Long Island, Westchester County, Rockland County, Orange County, Dutchess County, Albany, and the like are all part of Upstate New York State.
Massapequa is Upstate New York.
Riverheads is Upstate New York.
Nyack City is Upstate New York.
New Rochelle is Upstate New York.
Watertown is Upstate New York.
Buffalo is Upstate New York.
The Oysterbay is Upstate New York.

FACE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE FROM THE CITY THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN NYC IS UPSTATE!!!!!!
by Brooklynguy3 April 01, 2007
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upstate new york

Upstate New York is a cultural wasteland of social decadence. I pity the poor souls who failed to live in New York City and instead had to settle for the dull country life of upstate New York.
by asdfdsa April 26, 2004
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New York punter

When a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans testicles. The testis are then lodged in the anal cavity.
My butthole is ticklish from yesterdays New York punter
by APPhyC January 19, 2012
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