Turkey Squirt

When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...

Happy TURKEY SQUIRTing!!!

by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013

disco turkey

A peacock. A simple peacock

“Hey did you see the disco turkey yesterday?”
“Yeah! Their feathers were magnificent!”

by TurtleButts May 7, 2018

prison turkey

what the male asshole is called while incarcerated; in jail, the male's asshole becomes the equivalent of the female vagina

"Damn, Tyrone. Your prison turkey is feeling real damn good right now."

"Is it Thanksgiving? If so, then bend over. I'm feeling in the mood for some prison turkey."

by ssgssj May 18, 2015

turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands

dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.

by turkey master ninja November 6, 2009

Side Turkey

A male mistress; the male version of a mistress;
A male lover of a women already married or in a serious relationship.

"He's my side turkey" or "Id love to be your side turkey"

by Maurbles October 16, 2010

smoked turkey

Eating turkey cutlet while getting a blow job standing up!

I was getting a smoked turkey then bob walked in the kitchen!

by johnwope April 12, 2014

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011