persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.

Haley is such a squirrel-friend!

by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014

Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.

Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

by Chrypt November 8, 2017

Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008

squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.

(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"

by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009