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amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga
Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker
by Noah budaii November 13, 2017
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parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild
yo parker come er n fuck me
by soupersoup April 22, 2020
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Parker

Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess.
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
Wow! Parker is the best kisser ever
by .......pinit... March 22, 2022
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peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.
by itslele May 13, 2022
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parker

she loves everybody. She flirts with every boy with long hair, whos cute, or just literally anybody random.
She also hates cheese. etree
Connor :Wow parker is really cute!
Seth : But im gay?
by mocahgamer April 13, 2021
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Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.
by tvdu stan July 31, 2022
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Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"
by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021
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