flat

Something that is so bad or boring that you can't even watch or do it anymore.

Bro, this soccer game is so flat.

by bartholemule the third April 13, 2022

Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

flat

*Adjective* used to describe abstract or concrete ideas.

Something without secrets. What you see is what you get. No strings attached.

“I paid $25 flat” “My shirt is Maroon, flat” “I have adhd, flat”

by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024

Down the flats

A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.

The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.

by Tatto the ferret November 23, 2023

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.

He literally started flat footing my dick bro.

by slayhennysx July 19, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023