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Weiner's window 

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.
TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."
Weiner's window by djwellies November 9, 2012
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wilkes-barre wind chime 

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.
Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.
wilkes-barre wind chime by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

When the wind is slow 

When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise
When the wind is slow is a theme song from MGR during sundowner boss fight

"LIKE I SAID JACK KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LOVE MINORS!" -Sundowner

Love your hair, hope it wins 

Love your hair, hope it wins
Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.

Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.

Wink wonk 

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.
Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime
Wink wonk by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017

Vagina Wing Wang 

Don't use this word. Its the atom bomb of all cusses and when you use it has similar effects. Shit gets real if you have to lay down the law with these destructive slang
"That kid is such a vagina wing wang"... Massive explosion and everyone dies.