The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.
February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.
It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.
It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.
Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.
Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
by TaylorHoward January 27, 2011
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Black Creek. Black Creek contains the hick population, mostly farmland and weed feilds. Save a horse/ ride a black creek slut.
Comox. Population: loosers, if you lived there you would be home by now... alone... in your bed, masturbating. Its a 'waterfront' district but most people are too bored to veiw it.
Courtenay. The largest city in the comox valley known for 'the mile of flowers' wich is really just a few garden beds with needles and excess change scattered here and there. There is one general store on every block to even out the number of lazy stoners that cant walk very far to get their munchies. Little known fact/ they hire handicapt druggie hookers to clean up the rec center area.
Cumberland. The joke of comox valley, inspiring many jokes such as: Why wasnt Jesus born in Cumberland... because they couldnt find a wise man OR a virgin, and, Whats the most confusing day in Cumberland... Fathers Day. Its a small community in wich everyone is related, if you didnt get the jokes. Surprisingly they do not have children with people from surrounding areas, they just have sex with them... I think it might be a law there to have children with your cousins, siblings parents and so forth.
Merville is gumboot country, often mistaken for Black Creek because there only seperated by a trail of cow droppings. Little is known about this rural area, its community events range from a cow auction and a yearly barn dance.
For more information on the Comox valley please contact your closest marajuana dealer, Since the Comox Valley grows some of the best Weed in BC... they will know all about it.
Black Creek. Black Creek contains the hick population, mostly farmland and weed feilds. Save a horse/ ride a black creek slut.
Comox. Population: loosers, if you lived there you would be home by now... alone... in your bed, masturbating. Its a 'waterfront' district but most people are too bored to veiw it.
Courtenay. The largest city in the comox valley known for 'the mile of flowers' wich is really just a few garden beds with needles and excess change scattered here and there. There is one general store on every block to even out the number of lazy stoners that cant walk very far to get their munchies. Little known fact/ they hire handicapt druggie hookers to clean up the rec center area.
Cumberland. The joke of comox valley, inspiring many jokes such as: Why wasnt Jesus born in Cumberland... because they couldnt find a wise man OR a virgin, and, Whats the most confusing day in Cumberland... Fathers Day. Its a small community in wich everyone is related, if you didnt get the jokes. Surprisingly they do not have children with people from surrounding areas, they just have sex with them... I think it might be a law there to have children with your cousins, siblings parents and so forth.
Merville is gumboot country, often mistaken for Black Creek because there only seperated by a trail of cow droppings. Little is known about this rural area, its community events range from a cow auction and a yearly barn dance.
For more information on the Comox valley please contact your closest marajuana dealer, Since the Comox Valley grows some of the best Weed in BC... they will know all about it.
by Tabbz April 16, 2006
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Jill returns as the sole protagonist in Resident Evil 3. She fights alongside Carlos Oliveira, a U.B.C.S. soldier who is attempting to escape Raccoon City. Jill encounters Nemesis, a super soldier created by the Umbrella Corporation. She survives the incident, and appears in Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles where she works with Chris Redfield to expose and destroy the Umbrella Corporation.6. Jill was portrayed by Una Kavanaugh in the live-action cutscenes of the 1996 Resident Evil game and voiced by Catherine Disher in Resident Evil 3, and Heidi Anderson in the 2002 remake of Resident Evil. She was also a character in the game Marvel Vs. Capcom 2.
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