A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
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Get the nob twat mug.A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
Get the twat whisperer mug.A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
Get the Tyrannosaurus Twat mug.A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014
Get the twat swat mug.twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'
See also: I'm a bad bitch.
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'
See also: I'm a bad bitch.
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
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