Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

Nervous Turtle by samimiami December 16, 2011

Turtle Fucking 

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

Turtle Fucking by SxEx March 10, 2009

turtle shell 

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell

damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell

turtle shell by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009

Flaming Turtle 

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

Flaming Turtle by The Diz July 2, 2008

raunchy turtle 

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better

Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome

raunchy turtle by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008

Soggy Turtle 

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

Soggy Turtle by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

Turtlesneeze 

When you go in for a slow kiss but accidentally sneeze in the person's face.

I waited forever for him to kiss me but it ended up being a turtlesneeze.

Turtlesneeze by popomonkey23 March 16, 2015