Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

truck stop trophy

a large turd or pile of shit in the toilet in a truck stop, that is so large and unflushed that in some cases even rises above the top of the toilet seat.

On a roadtrip one time, I stopped at a truck stop to take a piss, then to my disgust, I saw a huge, nasty truck stop trophy in the stall, so i just pissed in the sink.

by tomsterino June 13, 2011

Truck MAC Deluxe

When you bout to smack fire out someone's ass or punch them.

Cbandz says this originally.

Shut the fuck up before give you this truck mac deluxe fuck is you talkin bout' respectfully

by $notty June 14, 2021

A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy

"I would love a fat juicy truck."

by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021

Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.

"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."

by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014

Truck stop twerk

When (generally on a road trip) you experience a moment of uncertainty when forced to lower your backside onto a particularly unhygienic toilet.

"Man, that toilet was so bad i swear i did a truck stop twerk for a solid 5 minutes."

by Dongledawg December 9, 2016