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Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.
Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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tradickery

An act of trickery performed for the sole purpose of being a dick.
I stopped at a gas station to ask the way to the hospital. I followed the directions given to me by a friendly stranger whose malicious tradickery sent me in the wrong direction for no apparent reason, and resulted in being late for my oncology appointment.
by ЯAG3R September 19, 2023
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Tradie spots

When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from
Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
by help_me_omg November 1, 2023
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tr9gics

best editor on tiktok.. might solo sat6rns
i love tr9gics edits!! better than sat6rns
by tr9gics January 28, 2024
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traeirra

Traeirra aka trae she is unique and very outgoing, traeirra has a very beautiful spirit and is very loving and kind she wants to see everyone win she’s a gorgeous brown skinned girl with eyes that’ll brighten the whole room and a smile that makes depressed people cured.
Traeirra’s finna roll up another wood!
by Traeirra November 21, 2023
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Tragedeigh jitsu

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT
by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023
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