Jack standing

The act of masturbating while standing up

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer

by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023

Standing Tall

To Have an erection or boner from an attractive person or major event.

Past Tense: Stood tall

That ending on “you don’t know my name” by Alicia keys had me standing tall.

I been stood tall since that Kim K tape.

He stood tall as her hand slid up his thigh.

by Ornett June 5, 2024

The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020

stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future

she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her

by flobil November 15, 2023

Stand Or Fall

Crying parents tell their children
If you survive don't do as we did
A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
Her daughter says she'll be dead with you
While foreign affairs are screwing us rotten
Line morale has hit rock bottom
Dying embers stand forgotten
Talks of peace were being trodden

Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight

Is this the value of our existence
Should we proclaim with such persistence
Our destiny relies on conscience
Red or blue what's the difference

Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight

An empty face reflects extinction
Ugly scars divide the nation
Desecrate the population
There will be no exaltation

Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre

Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight

Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

stand on business

matching energy

“im matching energy by standing on business!! “
stand on business means im matching energy and or giving the same vibe

by Iamtheeriyah November 25, 2023

Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 8, 2019