Skip to main content

Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.
Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.
by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016
mugGet the Twat Burger mug.

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.
John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.
by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021
mugGet the Twat wafflery mug.

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.
Hello do you have twat cream?
by Rags317 March 2, 2019
mugGet the Twat cream mug.

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult
hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum
by aj wellman February 22, 2010
mugGet the Twat Opossum mug.

Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
mugGet the Gargle Twat mug.

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008
mugGet the Twat hour mug.

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.
last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.
by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020
mugGet the twat muffler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email