tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Tight

“Tight” is Dublin slang for drunk.

And every single night when me da' would come home tight

by Goldendoodle1996 October 25, 2023

Prom Night Tight

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge

Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight

by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012

tight in the clitoral hood

When two females are either in a sexual relationship or have sex from time to time but are not in a relationship.

Leah: “Are those two in a relationship?”
Sam: “No, but I think they’re tight in the clitoral hood, if you get me”

by Roro.2 September 11, 2025

Feinboy Tights

The heroic main character of a TV show of the same name, Feinboy Tights is a superhero, known for his iconic catchphrase "shits and saves". Feinboy's superpower is shitting. He has a sidekick called Giggles, who helps him on his adventures saving the town of Quirkyville from evil villains such as Buster Nutt.

"Wow! Did you see the new episode of Feinboy Tights last night? He's my favourite superhero"

by NotHedgehog March 8, 2025