by Macdonald's November 13, 2017
Get the chav bhav bhangi mug.well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.
chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”
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Get the chav mug.Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it
by John snow September 18, 2023
Get the agri chav mug.A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.
Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
Me: She's a chav.
by HAVE YOUR MAN SCREAM WOII OIII July 16, 2020
Get the Chav mug.Chavs are english shmicks that walk the streets drinking, fighting, causing violence and disturbing the peace. They generally wear a full North Face tracksuit, with TN Nike shoes or 97s. They walk around screaming and shouting, hitting cars with stones and drunk after having 3 beers thinking that their mad.
"Look at Jack, he's such a chav these days."
"Yea he really is, he's had one beer and he is already acting drunk"
"Yea he really is, he's had one beer and he is already acting drunk"
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