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kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down
There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.
by rolli61 September 1, 2017
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Pack Tan

This is when you can feel the heat coming from a person eyeballing your package(penis and balls) from across the room, and the heat is so scorching that is gives you a sun tan, thus the phrase "Pack Tan"
Dude that chick over by the bar is eyeballing my pack,she is totally givin me a pack tan.
by D to the allas January 11, 2009
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White Collar's Tan

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.
"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."
by KewlDewd99 August 6, 2017
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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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Tan

The only Tan you'll ever need.
Tan? He's the man.
by tAnonymous November 23, 2021
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grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
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Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them
Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned
by Repur505 December 24, 2023
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