An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo
You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.
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P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?
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Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
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"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"
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