donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

Square Donkey

In polish, a saying meaning "idiot".

"You're a square donkey!"

by Sebastian32 November 3, 2008

Donkey Nation

I group of men who set out to be the most intoxicated people in the streets while acting like fools in all circumstances. The group originated in New Orleans, Louisiana in the early 1990's and has spread to Southern California and Europe.

That must be the Donkey Nation. No one else would behave so poorly.

by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008

Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010