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Angry mosquito

While the male is on top of a woman (in doggy or missionary style) he then proceeds to poke her vaginal area with toothpicks leaving small red dots along the vaginal opening.
I became single after giving my girl the “angry mosquito”. treatment last night
by Tha-SpanishJoker April 17, 2018
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angry joseph

Angry Joseph is a archetype used to define define people who “know no bounds”. This means the brag a lot, get chosen for English workshops and is ALWAYS the “special child”. He also prides himself of things such as his perception and intelligence on this like his always A grade essays.
“Yo I’m warning you while I’m calm though. You have never dealt with mad Jospeh before and he knows no bounds It’s gonna end badly.” -Angry Joseph
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Angry with Rage

1. A feeling of intense anger characterized by large amounts of rage
2. A feeling of intense rage characterized by large amounts of anger.
When the co-stars of Star Trek left Leonard Nimoy behind Fry was literally "angry with rage" at their injustice toward a long-time comrade.
by Captain_Texas February 14, 2012
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Angry Triceratops

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.

Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
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Angry Jamaican

Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.
*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020
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angry h

Let's make that hooker the crossbar in our angry H.
by Jermomma December 23, 2013
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Angry Korean

A fast mechanical handjob, ultimately unsatisfying
I got an angry korean but don't really feel great about it.
by Ra da cha na da April 3, 2020
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