ring the bird

1. To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.

"Don't wait for me, I've got to go ring the bird!"

by M.Becker June 16, 2008

Bird Legs

A severe debilitating condition where a young beautiful girl suffers from legs similar in proportion and ratio of size to a bird. Very odd in description. No known cure. Stay strong GWBL.

Poor Allison has bird legs.

by NerdBird1 July 8, 2014

Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection

Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"

by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010

tip bird

a bird that perches on the tip of a man's penis. used to talk about people that are on your nuts or won't leave you alone.

fred- "yo james you owe me 20 bucks, dont forget, don't forget for real man. for real"

James- "i'll getchu man! stop being such a tip bird. stop perching for real"

by chef0010 September 24, 2011

Bitches is birds

Bitches is bird(by johnnie and Owen)
It means that females are idiotic dumb bitches such as pigeons

Damn bro bitches is birds

by Odog and jdog March 31, 2020

Kari Bird

An unpleasant bird whose hobby is to cause agony and inflict pain on humans. Kari birds are painfully disgusting cackle and like to eat tuna sandwiches with mayo, mustard, ketchup and pickles. If you see a feathered bird with a flesh-coloured face, RUN.

OMG, that person was so annoying, I'm pretty sure they're a kari bird.

by shinjimae June 12, 2022

Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.

Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo

by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020