A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
A term someone would use to refer to the fictional character called All for One from the anime series My Hero Academia/Boku no hero academia if they find him attractive; sexy; hot
"I want Dilf for One to stuff me full of quirks until i explode" "All for One more like Dilf for One" "Dilf for One supremacy"
by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021
A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc
"Wow! that Corsair is really good"
"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"
"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"
by Mr. Marino March 30, 2021
I'm not the one you wanna play with
I'm not the one to mess with
I'm not the one who fuck with
Don't confuse me for someone else
I'm not the one to mess with
I'm not the one who fuck with
Don't confuse me for someone else
Someone mistakes u for the neighborhood druggie and says..
Yo Junkie!
person would respond
Hey man, I'm not the one homie"
Or
First day of school and bullies pick on new kid. New kid would say "try me, I'm not the onle"
Yo Junkie!
person would respond
Hey man, I'm not the one homie"
Or
First day of school and bullies pick on new kid. New kid would say "try me, I'm not the onle"
by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
by Stuart T February 19, 2008
This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.
by Aliensuns May 28, 2009