Telemundo

A male or female of Hispanic descent,
who looks white, speaks Spanish, and dress
like white Hollywood celebrities, most notably wearing oversized, and or reflective sunglasses, and designer jeans.

Holy guacamole senior batman, is that the guy from the Spanish channel??

Nah, no one special, just another Telemundo.

by Beans Andriceplease May 8, 2013

Teletubbies

Four alien thing that live in a dome and eat plastic pancakes

I hate Teletubbies with every soul in my body!!!!

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

Telepathism

When two human beings concect and are able to telepathically communicate.

Boy 1: *texts grl 1* what are you having for dinner

Grl 1: *texts boy * (at the same time) what are you having for dinner

Thinking at the same time + saying the same thing = telepathism

by UNO_what_I_mean May 6, 2018

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

Skinny Eater on the Telephone

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010

telethon

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).

My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.

by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008