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Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
by MiamiMan August 26, 2012
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Taylor Lautner

The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.
Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!

Well-educated person: Why do you love him?

Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!

Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.

Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
by tjlala October 28, 2012
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Taylor mate

When wanting to describe a work station or a good friend!
Yo, taylor mate, coming for a drive in ma tra'or?

Look at my taylor mate, it cuts wood like i a bird breaks its kneck.
by Tra'or init. March 18, 2008
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ethan taylor

The guy all girls like, but no one ever dates him because he is to much like a fairy tail.
"Is that Ethan Taylor? Or am I dreaming again?"
by ETay520 January 14, 2017
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taylor momsen

a blonde actress in the hit t.v. series Gossip Girl
she plays: Jenny Humphrey
she has recently been in the movies: The Grinch, Spy Kids 2, Hansel and Gretel, Saving Shiloh, Paranoid Park, and Underdog
she also made a few guest appearances on the t.v. shows: Entertainment Tonight, and The Rosie O'Donnell Show
can you believe gossip girl?
i know taylor momsen is such a good actress
by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007
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Taylor Swifted

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.
Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.
by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009
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Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.
Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
by mr.timmah December 13, 2012
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