CHOICE THE TAURUS.

He's a super star, I love marsean, im his biggest fan i want his big fat meaty dick in my asshole all the time. i wish he would nut all over me please. i pray every night for it. i listen to all his music. i LOVE quailman, i wish he would put his quail on me. show me what a MAN he is.

- Jennifer Casellini

MAN 1- omg is that CHOICE THE TAURUS.
MAN 2- YES IT IS, FUCK ME PLEASE
MAN 1- NO ME

by CHOICE'S NUMBER 1 FAN June 11, 2022

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CHOICE THE TAURUS

Basically the best artist of the century(not a rapper). Gotta go green, on my knees, someone please. Loves staring at hot girls asses and jerking off is probably his favorite hobby. However he sucks at basketball and blames being ass on the fact that he jerked off beforehand. He also owes Mustafa 20 million dollars in the future when he becomes famous. He believes that sex can save any relationship and is the main reason for divorce. Although his beliefs may seem wacky sometimes, he could probably give the best sex and relationship advice. Has a new crush every week and is ALWAYS horny. His best work was probably Quailman which is sadly no longer available to the public and Mustafa and Shane own the last living copies. Wears sweaters all the time even in the summer because his drip is that important to him.

Is that guy wearing a full pink outfit with a sweater and trying to get with that girl? Bro that's Choice The Taurus he's just trying to get some pussy.

by Bigman10000lbs June 11, 2022

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Lakki Sunuu Tauka

A set of words I made up to describe a place that has lots of evergreen, lots of snow, and lots of lakes. It is meant to sound Finnish because Finland has that.

You can see a Lakki Sunuu Tauka in North America too. Lots of Canada, Alaska, and the Upper Midwest and New England are like this.

by Composer man November 29, 2022

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Dak_The_Tauntaun

A “dak_the_tauntaun” is a certain type of person who suddenly turns aggressive towards friends. A “dak_the_tauntaun” may also be obsessed with certain video game glitches

Wow, that “dak_the_tauntaun” sure was mean to his friends after they tried to help him

by Ayoo_Bra October 21, 2022

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The Cosby Tautology

Cosby drugged you or Cosby didn't drug you. Either way your ass hurts and your underwear are on backward for some reason.

or

Cosby will absolutely drug you...

Don't accept that drink man... that man has the Cosby tautology in his eyes.

by bingobango_22 January 13, 2023

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