by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017
Get the twat yachtmug. High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.
by Rags317 March 2, 2019
Get the Twat creammug. (noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
Get the Twat Platesmug. A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
Get the Twat Nuggetmug. A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
Get the shit-twatmug. twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'
See also: I'm a bad bitch.
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'
See also: I'm a bad bitch.
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
Get the twat beatmug. A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
Get the Tyrannosaurus Twatmug.