PreManstrual Syndrome

The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.

Whats his problem?" "Oh its just PreManstrual Syndrome.

by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

Turridiot's Syndrome

When you open your mouth to speak, you have no control over what comes out. But you can bet it will be something stupid.

Chas: "I halfway partly sometimes almost always never really almost kinda don't have Turridiot's Syndrome."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."

by crashlanta April 27, 2011

Yuby-Syndrome

When a person breaks out in random song after someone else said a word, or phrase that reminded them of a song

person one: you walk to the window and then the book will be on the shelf on the right

person with Yuby-Syndrome: to the window, to the wall, to the wall...

person one: oh she just had a Yuby-Syndrome moment

by Bachamami91 May 9, 2011

Senior Syndrome

The inability to find a proximal or ultimate purpose leading to a feeling of extreme uselessness. Can be confused with senioritis since both causes an individual to avoid work, but senior syndrome is due to a lack of purpose.

I have a severe case of Senior Syndrome, because I know I must do something with my life but I do not know what.

by Shady Zummar April 30, 2014

Seahorse Syndrome

When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months

George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!

by CousCous May 10, 2014

No Gain Syndrome

No Gain Syndrome or NGS, is a term used to describe people who start going to the gym for the first time on a regular basis who truly believe they are experience no gains in muscle mass.

Of course it is all in their heads, and NGS usually subsides after 6-8 months of solid lifting.

This syndrome can sometimes be followed by the 'I need to start using gear because, that guy is bigger than me complex'.

"I have been lifting for 3 months, and I still don't feel like I'm getting any gains." -Brandon

"It's all in your head you just have No Gain Syndrome, stop being such a bitch." -Sam

by ShrekisLoveShrekisLife May 19, 2014

Barrymore Syndrome

Very Saggy boobs of young and beautiful girl.

One of my classmates got Boob Uplift, She had a sever case of the Barrymore Syndrome

by Fatso McFatydude January 2, 2014