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tidus_uk

Big mouth feckin know it all, who in fact knows nowt cause he aint never left his urine soaked chair where he spends all his days on the net pretending he is the big man when he dont know sheet.

Never touched by woman, dont even know what woman is.
tidus_uk is a batty
by Brian- August 9, 2003
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DJ Tiesto

E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!

Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*

(see also Paul Oakenfold)
by zassibari August 5, 2009
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good times

A phrase used commonly in boring or non-exciting situations when something unexpected happens. If you and your friends are sitting around staring at the wall and you start hysterically laughing, thats good times.
*sniff*....did tim just fall off the roof?....good times...yep
by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004
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Night on the tiles

Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.
Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.
by Del13r November 29, 2016
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neopian times

A collection of the most boring stories ever written. The authors root through dictionaries for hours trying to make their stories sound mature (failing). There's also an editorial where Neopet Staff try to cover up for all the senseless freezing.
Guy #1: What are you reading?
Guy #2: Neopian Times
Guy #1: *yawn*
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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Low tide

The beginning and ending portions of the menstrual cycle when sexual intercourse can be performed without earning one's red wings.
"Dude did you go home with that chick last night? She told me not to bother 'cause she was on the rag."

"That's 'cause you're game is weak and she wasn't raggin' it was just low tide."
by The Real Pido September 5, 2012
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