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Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015
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Third Wheel

Third wheeling is the act of socializing with a couple, often as an unwanted, unnecessary third person. This can often be related to adding a third wheel on a garbage can: unnecessary for your trash.
Katie was the third wheel on Jen and Kyle's date.
by mack29739 April 2, 2016
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thimbletits

THIMBLETITS: A term of endearment for a female with small breasts.
JIM: "Are You out tonight Bruce?"
Bruce: "Not tonight, having quiet one with Thimbletits...!"
by Little Sausage May 29, 2016
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third world hot

When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.
John Kim is fairly good looking in the States, however, he's third world hot when he's in Brazil.
by identikit June 16, 2016
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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thibi

The name of a boy who has a huge dick.
He's a uniqu Fashionkiller, he got sexapeal and he's also lovely. All the girls fall in love when they see him.
Chick1: Oh my gosh did u see Thibi?
Chick2: OMG he's so preety and he is so masculine!
chick3: Do I look good?
by Andre Lamar January 3, 2017
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Thibi

The name of a boy who has a huge dick, he gotsex-appeal, he is also a fashion killa and he's so preety that girls fall in love with him.
Chick1: OMG DID U SEE THIBI LAST NIGHT?!
Chick2: Yeah he's so preety

Dude1: Brah I have heard that Thibi teared the ass up of Kylie
Dude2: It could be ,

Dude3: Bruh his kickz are on fire
by Andre Lamar January 9, 2017
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