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skin dynamics

When you dick down a slut she calls you skin Dynamics
by Nendjdn February 17, 2018
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Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.
"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"
by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008
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skin-graffiti

Tattoo you get because they are cool or that you got in a dumb situation.
ex: The lady who auctioned off her forehead (on ebay) to any company willing to plop down $10,000. In return, she agreed to get a permanent skin-graffiti of the company's logo placed square in the middle of her forehead.
by blahblahblahX60 October 30, 2013
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Skin Symphony

The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.
BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.

SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.
by Schuhdaddy February 25, 2008
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skin baby

Slang for a sheisty human being.
Used in online video games.
That kid on that team was a total skin baby.
by Thecount44 February 27, 2014
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poopy skin

Pronunciation:\püp\
Function:noun
Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French scinn pope, from Latin puppis skinn
Date:15th century
1.)As in pudding, loose stools will get a skin covering over them if left to sit. Used mostly flavor food dishes such as beef stew and other beef related recipes.

Expletive;
2.) Something to say in time of surprise.
Once we added the poopy skins to the stew, the flavor came right out.

Poopy skins! That scared the hell out of me.
by mAdfAtTdEEb November 21, 2007
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Local Skin

A person who lives in your area whose main/only appeal is that they live nearby. This is a negative/objectifying term. Could refer to male or female.
Man 1: Dude I heard you got with Samantha, you must be excited!!

Man 2: Nah, she's just local skin. On to the next YA FEEL

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Woman 1: Wow Kathy I heard you hooked up with Dave, What a catch!!

Woman 2: Nah you got it all wrong, Dave is 100% local skin. Onto the next, YA FEEL
by Urmomsbutt101 July 31, 2014
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