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meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
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porch cookie

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
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Cookies Iced

When a girls enjoys having a guy cream on the areola of her hot little titties.
1) Mary said" "I like my cookies ICED, he is a hottie in my little kitchen"

2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!
by Mr Doobie May 8, 2008
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Cookie Carver

A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called “Squid Game” where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).
John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I don’t like those Cookie Carvers over there
by Fim-Fompples November 5, 2021
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live cookie

1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.

2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?

2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
by Bennet Too July 2, 2005
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cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".
Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.
by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021
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