Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

Blows Pace

to walk around an office at an extreme pace to ensure that everybody thinks you are very busy, even though you really aren't. The key is not to stop at any time - almost pin-ball like.

Gee, that dude was 100% at Blows Pace, I had no idea he was so busy.

by Jimmy Matthews September 3, 2005

below blow

1.A super strong ass hit in the mans upper and lower ball area

2.makes men cry

3. hits in balls

1.Michelle got so mad she below blowed me

2.That sexy bitch gave Derreck a below blow so hard, he cried.

3. She below blowed me

by kickass234566778909 March 11, 2008

Blow out

When your laying down getting head by your girlfriend and you wrap your legs around there head while they are deepthroating, and choke them out.

I gave my girl a blow out last night

by ponelope smith March 20, 2019

blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

blow the bhow

The slang for simply saying, smoke some weed. This slang is normally used in the Wilmington, Delaware area.

C'mon bro we about to blow the bhow!!

by Vapeoreas January 19, 2020

blowing dirty

When you fail or know you would fail a breathalyzer test.

"Jimmy got pulled over last night, he blew dirty."
"I woke up this morning still blowing dirty."

by Jooselite May 24, 2017