biscuit town

A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.

A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.

"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence

by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013

Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016

big biscuit

A hot women who's sweet like a biscuit but it’s a good one you want to slowly knaw on all day. In other words, a smokin hot bitch. Not no small biscuit from KFC that’s good for 3 seconds then it’s already in your system, a run of the mill cutie.

Anthony: “You Big Biscuit!”
Mila: “Thanks pal, but I’d rather die then touch you. Screw off goofy tooth lookin ass.”
Anthony: “Damn, another girl rejected me. I never gunnna loose no virginity. Maybe I should spend my f.u.n.d.s on plastic surgery to fix my messy self. I’m a moldy biscuit...”

by Reality Checked XDDDDDD November 10, 2017

sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Shotgun Biscuit

When you are riding shotgun in your friends car and just before getting out you fart and close the door quickly. The fart will bake in there and when your friend opens the door later.... he gets a biscuit.

I just left a shotgun biscuit in Tom's car, he is gonna taste that one.

by mocojoe August 11, 2017

SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011