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offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
by Fancypanski February 24, 2014
mugGet the offensively tanmug.

Tan Venom

Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.

Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).

While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.

Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.

Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.

Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
mugGet the Tan Venommug.

Tan Tusk

Ian: Bill I’m going to leave a tan tusk on your desk if you don’t stop being a monkey.
Bill: Keep it down.
by TanTusker November 9, 2017
mugGet the Tan Tuskmug.

tan the man

A pice of crap
Tan the man Jan fam lan
by King Ozzy October 24, 2018
mugGet the tan the manmug.

TAN

Girl she is such a tan.
by tiimmyturnergurl December 25, 2016
mugGet the TANmug.

tan bogie

tan bogie is the leader of the tan crew a small group of friends from a very small town in pennsylvania
whats up tan bogie are you baked???
by Tan Bogie October 3, 2022
mugGet the tan bogiemug.

tan crew

a group of friends from a small town in pennsylvania
whats the tan crew been up too
by Tan Bogie October 3, 2022
mugGet the tan crewmug.

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