Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e. dancing on a table).

That bro’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024

royal round tables

Another way to say balls

Man 1: bro, Amanda was kick boxing with me and she hit me in the royal round tables!

Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks

by Merlin504 October 15, 2023

Table Whore

A girl for example A**a that goes into an establishment for example O**o - particulary those that have rich people in it. Will hop/join a table to us the guys tho buy drinks and post the entire time on their social platforms such as instagram.

Please see definition for example of table whore

by anonymous January 22, 2024

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013

Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies

sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat

by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 29, 2010