Eye contact is essential! Spit on the knuckles of each hand, take the clitoris in between the knuckles and slide both of the knuckles up and down gently but firmly.
by BranTrevArth January 22, 2022
Get the Spit Knucklemug. Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
Get the spit postmug. You know when you want to rap battle someone and you end up throwing a sentence at them then they spit one at you then you spit on at them
Really just s stupid way to rap battle someone, for Peopel who barely ever rap,
Anyone in the audience can join in anytime.
Really just s stupid way to rap battle someone, for Peopel who barely ever rap,
Anyone in the audience can join in anytime.
Dude 1#"Oi rap battle me"
Dude 2# "okay"
Dude 1#"you go first"
Dude"okay, look at you fat cunt, I'll boot your head in drop punt."
Crowd#OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Dude 2#"yo, you think that was good, word of advice cunt that was sentence spit, we ain having those in my hood."
Dude 1# "was that meant to be good? Cos it dum, you truffle butter your bros,than gobble it up mmmmmm yum"
AussieBystander"mate you call that a rap, it was crap, I'll twist your neck *snap!*"
Crow: OOOOOOOOOOOHH
Dude 2#"fuck you, Aussie shit! I'll brake both your legs and chuck you in the pit"
Aussiebystander"what was that? My seven year old brother could come up with a better rhyme, I"lol curb stomp your skull with my Nike, than bunny hop your corpse with my bike, I sneeze on the audience cos I'm sick on the mic."
Crowd#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 2# "okay"
Dude 1#"you go first"
Dude"okay, look at you fat cunt, I'll boot your head in drop punt."
Crowd#OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Dude 2#"yo, you think that was good, word of advice cunt that was sentence spit, we ain having those in my hood."
Dude 1# "was that meant to be good? Cos it dum, you truffle butter your bros,than gobble it up mmmmmm yum"
AussieBystander"mate you call that a rap, it was crap, I'll twist your neck *snap!*"
Crow: OOOOOOOOOOOHH
Dude 2#"fuck you, Aussie shit! I'll brake both your legs and chuck you in the pit"
Aussiebystander"what was that? My seven year old brother could come up with a better rhyme, I"lol curb stomp your skull with my Nike, than bunny hop your corpse with my bike, I sneeze on the audience cos I'm sick on the mic."
Crowd#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ninjacringa July 12, 2015
Get the Sentence spitmug. The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.
A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.
by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010
Get the spit serpentmug. Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
Get the Smurf Spitmug. A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .
by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022
Get the spit stickermug. by Jamie the Wright January 30, 2009
Get the spit and dipmug.