neato speedo

A phrase much like awesome possum and spiffy. Used to express happiness, or agreeability to a situation.

Joe: Oh man, I totally aced that history test.
Mary: Neato Speedo!

by Nasuoni March 17, 2006

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

Speedied

A popular forum poster being run off a forum by a specific moderator or admin. over personal issues.

I can't believe the bird speedied him too.

by Plastic Pig May 16, 2009

Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010