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shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009
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shift1

This is sometimes used to replace the common exclamation point, but most often they are used together.

It usually expresses extreme happiness or anger about something, and a regular exclamation point isn't enough to express how the person feels.

Occasionally the word shift is left out and just the number 1 is used.
Wow!11!!shift1111!!shift1!! I can't believe Flo Rida came to S'toon!!!11shift1!!
by 1337 PWN July 26, 2009
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Smifa

One friend looks at the other and asks: "Yo... smifa?"
by HumbyJones February 11, 2010
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SIFTC Group

Save It For The Circle Group- A group of annoying cunts, who think they are hot but really everyone fuckin hates them. They have group slumber parties and finger each others butt holes. They tell each other secrets, and write them in their book. When being queef enough, they make out with each other. Basically a group of dikes.
"hey girls! SIFTC Group meeting at my house tonight bring your dildoes!"
by Ex SIFTC members boyfriend March 14, 2010
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shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.
lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced
by Papacav May 14, 2010
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Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!
by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011
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sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2013
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