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shart_uwu

Someone who is so swaggy 🤤 like i love them so fucking much
“Yo they are a fa- no thats a slur (dw im gay)

Shart_uwu is so hot they make me have wet dreams
by Arsonpoopypants March 18, 2021
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Sartinz

Basically when the sartinz are just doing up majors with the vibre kadibre when bare stullingz happening
Just sartinz
by Vibre kadibre April 15, 2021
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saartje

Saartje the coolest girl you'll ever meet. She is the definition of cool. She is so cool that the freezer is hot in comparison with her.
It's getting cold, Saartje must be here
by Saarrr November 20, 2021
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Natal Shart

The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.

The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.

It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.
"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."
by Alfiecake July 14, 2009
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Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010
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Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating
Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!
by Bartholomewtwo March 20, 2014
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Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius, a boy that changed my life.

He is the only one who makes me feel happy.

I fall in love with him a little bit more everyday.

He makes me feel like a princess without knowing.

He is the one that I want to support and love till the end of my life.

He has got a good personality, is polite, funny, handsome and also cute.

People hate on him too much.

He is just a 14 years old guy that is realizing his dreams and him proud of him.
I love Jacob Sartorius and idc about your opinion.
I love Jacob Sartorius.

The reason why I smile is Jacob Sartorius.
by Catarina Sartorius :) June 19, 2017
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