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Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.
Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.
by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024
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federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.
I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.
by n4zhg January 4, 2019
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Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020
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sheila shuffle

When a woman wiggles her hips side to side while pulling up her pants.
*Woman hikes up her pants and does a little wiggle
"Niiice."
"Down Unda we call that the Sheila Shuffle."
by MrJonny94 June 3, 2022
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shuffle of pringles

As defined by the wife of Pete Hines, a shuffle of Pringles is approximately a small handful or around 6 Pringles.
"hey babe, bring me a shuffle of Pringles!"
by Dacu November 7, 2020
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Schwarzenegger shuffle

Noun

The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.

Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023
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Icy Shuffle

Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.
"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."
by jb0590 February 23, 2011
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